so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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