I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Never let your siblings swipe right.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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