Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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