Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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