He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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