Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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