Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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