So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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