I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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