Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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