My first STD was from a foam party
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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