I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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