We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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