Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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