I smell stomach acid.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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