I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
