You really coming over, don't trick.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I love you. Go after that dick
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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