i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
