he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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