I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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