Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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