U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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