So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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