About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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