can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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