oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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