community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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