Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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