Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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