You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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