I bet he comes in French.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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