Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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