i wish my penis had a tongue
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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