you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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