Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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