So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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