I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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