I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
