Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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