just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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