ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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