Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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