Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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