these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We need a shit load of segways right now
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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