she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
