She's JV to your varsity
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
did you just send me my own nude
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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