you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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