super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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