her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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