I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
he puts the penis in happiness.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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