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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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