sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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