There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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