ya dads aren't the best wingmen
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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