Someone shit on the floor
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so let's talk penis.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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