we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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