Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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