i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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