and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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